yes i know the tagboard's up...

i have deigned... in my grace and generosity... to allow it to thrive again...
i put my trust in the hands of my beloved audience that it will not... degrade... again...
you may henceforth address me as Your Magnanimity...

no... not Your Malignity...
although if anyone dares rape the tagboard with unhallowed and savage words...
i might just become that...

have fun people...

"don't fold your arms like that! no-confidence look..."

don't say anything bite bite bite your tongue...

"sit up straight... don't slouch... look smart!"
"put your hands in your pockets..."

bite bite remember to smile bite your tongue no it's actually your lower lip bite your tongue's just a figure of speech ouch...

"put your hands in your pocket... yes... like that..."

ouch my tongue no it's lip ouch my remember to smile lip hurts ouch...

thanks to dear momma's grooming lesson and my steel-willed resolve (as seen in my attempt at recreating my stream of consciousness above) not to make a scene on the car on the way to dinner...
i can feel the skin on my nether lip fraying now..
seeds of an ulcer...

oh well...
remember to smile... mother means best...

there's nothing much else to say...

oh yes singapore makes the biggest and longest lanterns...
wow i'm so proud...
whee...

add this to the longest otah...

can we please find some other more prestigious record to set...?

i have just realised that i start one in three posts with "hello" within the first three letters...

yes...
hello...

i believe in greetings... it's supposed to make the day better... or night for that matter...

good morning doesn't serve well 'cos... well i'm not sure... but i might be sued for discriminating against greetings said in times other than in the morning...
therefore i should use time-of-the-day neutral language...

in this time and age of mitigation...

actually i think it's because i don't know when most people read my posts...
but i decided it was too boring...
so we'll spice it up...
ooh... big words...
discriminating...
mitigation...

ahem...
(feedback noise, slowly crescendoes, but is suddenly cut off...)
i am now officially considering putting my tagboard back on...
bribing, pleading, begging, and generally licking my boot will improve the chances of it ever seeing cyberspace again...
threats, especially those in the nature of going to other sites in cyberspace, in the event that i do not put up my tagboard, to reverse euphemise, sensationalize, and generally be top-rate tabloid journalists, will be regarded as the most earnest form of requests for me to liquidate my tagboard...

excuse the italics...

this mode of communication, honestly, does no justice to, shall we say, the subtle nuances, of the language...
this is my way, as you can see, of expressing, clearly and plainly, where i wish there to be emphasis and stress on the words in question...

and let's go back to speaking like normal people...
and let me go back to my dots... instead of commas...

oh yar... i'm done with prelims!
woohoo!

kinda late reaction i know...
quite mild too...
well...
there's still this tiny little thing called the GENERAL CAMBRIDGE EXAMINATIONS - ADVANCED LEVEL to worry about...

and if anybody so much as utters oh don't worry it's just like taking the NEWT after you've got your OWL's i swear...
i will hex you to oblivion...

oh well...
today's post seems to be a very emphatic and enstressed one yes...?
i think i made another word...
if this goes on i can write my on dictionary...
i'll be off now then...

goodnighty...

argh...

i've been battling the evil forces of spyware... it was a losing battle..
i was confident of winning the battle... but alas...
as i stood over the prone form of the unimaginable evil... it rose...
and i was almost consumed...
Mozilla has come to my aid...
given me a brief respite...

what happened was that all my spyware programs could not solve the problem... and internet explorer was paralyzed...
and so i switched to Mozilla...

on another note... i was a trembling mess during the paper today... oh no... not because i was nervous or anything... it was the hilarious drama extract they set for the paper... well... this sets a record...i was moved close to tears in the previous paper... and now just today i was a trembling in my seat trying not to laugh out loud...
and no it was not some lame joke... it was top grade humour...
witty and effective...
i hope...
if not my interpretation of the piece will go down the drain...
oh no!

(all on stage gasp and turn to look at CHARLIE; a traffic accident is heard in the distance, with the car-horn ecoing into silence, and faraway thunder rumbles)

talk about a mock sympathetic background...

the truth ain't too far off either... mefolks are off their heads and having... shall we say...
a lively attempt at resolving a mild disagreement...
mild enough...
perfectly ok... no problems here...
just the small, insignificant, perfectly-understandable-if-it-goes-unnoticed fact that i would rather be somewhere else...

preferably somewhere where i can sing my bloody heart out...

pun intended... brutally-in-your-face so...

my heart is bloody... wouldn't be alive if it wasn't...

back to my wonderful literature faculty that chooses to brighten out muggy lives by giveng us unseens that are so full of human emotion...
both mirth and tears...

oh wait change that... rewind....
ok now replay...

back to the trembling mess that was desperately stifling laughs in today's paper...

i do have to say that the influence of the passage was only so much... the rest of the overflowing laughter that came was...
well... stress...
it puts you on an edge... it frazzles nerve endings... so that as well as having the slightest irritation result in major disagreements... it also makes you break down and laugh... till tears come mind you... at the slightest... most ridiculous things...

haha...

you suddenly see things in a whole new light... hyperclarity sits on your senses like some skin-tight
suit... magnifying even the smallest thing you see, hear or touch...
your eyes seem to open wider... and for a few hours... the tiredness of sleepless nights is doused in adrenaline...
the smallest thing literally sets you alight like as if you were doused in something delightfully flammable...

and no i'm not pyromanic...

ah... this post seems respectably long...
goodie...
well i'll be off now...

hello...
i just flew through Pet Sematary in just over twenty-four hours...
whew...

it was good... yes... pretty good...
now... i hesitate every few minutes half expecting a lurching creature to come cackling into the room...
not daring to look over my shoulder...

haha... good thrill... not cheap thrill like some substandard horror flick...
the type that ends in some bloke waking up from a bad dream and then having to re-live it all over again...
ah whatever...

off to mug...
i hope...
haha...

hello everybody...

i have allowed you all to comment... on my posts... my blog...
feed like the hungry vultures you are on the dry morsels of that still cling on to the bones of my life... and take them, sensationalise them to the juicy bits of gossip... fleshy bits of tabloid news to entertain some and for others to live vicariously off...
thank you...
the things i'd do for my audience...
(Appreciate! he commanded with a flourish of royal ermine, and a brandish of the royal scepter.)

anyway... won another round of solitaire... haha... my life now revolves around big pieces of paper bound together in various notes and books...
and small little bits (virtual mind you) of paper in cards to entertain my late nights...

maybe if i should get my straight As and then give it all up for a wandering life in Vegas... and one day sweep out all the casinos...
get half of Vegas and the whole mafia on my back...
die in a secluded alleyway...
cackling my brains out...
framed up like a moose head in some mafia boss' den...
head grinning...
eyeballs glazing...

ooh excuse me i've been reading Stephen King...
the macabre mode of the writing i suppose is rubbing off on me...

what else is there to say...?

i might be staying up absurdly late to finish reading the book... it is quite chilling actually...
i will have to get down to school on tuesday and wednesday to study my butt off for econs...
i... dunno what else to say...

and i don't think i'm going to boringly (is that a word...?) narrate today's events...
so yes...
'nighty...

woo yes!
i won one round of solitaire!

yes... hello...

you may stop applauding now...
you may also rise... it's preposterous to kneel for all the time...
do it only at appropriate episodes...

there's time for a nice long juicy post today...
goodie...

there's too much to do and too little time... and yes i know every single one of you reading this knows this better than anything... but i still have to say it...
there's too much to do and too little time...
the opportunity cost of doing nothing has risen sharply since the day i was born...
darn...

i'm surfin' around www.greekmythology.com now... soaking in the romance and bloody glory of the greeks...
i will add to the long list things i meant to do but never got down to...
read Homer's Odyssey...

in that list also lies many other things...
read les miserables... or rather continue where i left off...
upgrade my flute...
continue diving...
get a flute tutor...
study music professionally...
perform with the SSO, LSO, Berlin Philharmonic, etc... haha...
conduct in Carnegie, Sydney Opera House, etc... bwahahaha...
let's dream ok... sometimes they do come true...
haha...

ah... been singing a lot these few days... the computer always proves a rapturous audience... so are the walls of my room...

i'm not winning a single game of bloody solitaire...
darn...
let's have another go... haha...

ah... got sick of losing...
another day then...

i'll be off now...
ta...

hello people...
yes it's been a long time...
and no i'm not continuing what i wrote the last post...
i'll leave it as it is to chill all you people...
or as a legacy to my utter failure as a horror writer...

anyways... the calm between the storms...
i'm out of Modern European History...
Prac Crit is on tuesday...
woo life's great...
whee...
whatever...

three w's...

anyways... i have no time nor energy to blog nowadays...
but seeing that i have the entire weekend to slack... and... thank heavens... only two days with papers the next week... i can come now and brighten all yer miserable lives with my rubbish...
so everybody... give me your ears...

blah.
blah.

well that's all folks goodnight and shoo now...
for today my blog shall be a mere boring narration of the time's events...
i need to clear my sleep debt...