argh...

i've been battling the evil forces of spyware... it was a losing battle..
i was confident of winning the battle... but alas...
as i stood over the prone form of the unimaginable evil... it rose...
and i was almost consumed...
Mozilla has come to my aid...
given me a brief respite...

what happened was that all my spyware programs could not solve the problem... and internet explorer was paralyzed...
and so i switched to Mozilla...

on another note... i was a trembling mess during the paper today... oh no... not because i was nervous or anything... it was the hilarious drama extract they set for the paper... well... this sets a record...i was moved close to tears in the previous paper... and now just today i was a trembling in my seat trying not to laugh out loud...
and no it was not some lame joke... it was top grade humour...
witty and effective...
i hope...
if not my interpretation of the piece will go down the drain...
oh no!

(all on stage gasp and turn to look at CHARLIE; a traffic accident is heard in the distance, with the car-horn ecoing into silence, and faraway thunder rumbles)

talk about a mock sympathetic background...

the truth ain't too far off either... mefolks are off their heads and having... shall we say...
a lively attempt at resolving a mild disagreement...
mild enough...
perfectly ok... no problems here...
just the small, insignificant, perfectly-understandable-if-it-goes-unnoticed fact that i would rather be somewhere else...

preferably somewhere where i can sing my bloody heart out...

pun intended... brutally-in-your-face so...

my heart is bloody... wouldn't be alive if it wasn't...

back to my wonderful literature faculty that chooses to brighten out muggy lives by giveng us unseens that are so full of human emotion...
both mirth and tears...

oh wait change that... rewind....
ok now replay...

back to the trembling mess that was desperately stifling laughs in today's paper...

i do have to say that the influence of the passage was only so much... the rest of the overflowing laughter that came was...
well... stress...
it puts you on an edge... it frazzles nerve endings... so that as well as having the slightest irritation result in major disagreements... it also makes you break down and laugh... till tears come mind you... at the slightest... most ridiculous things...

haha...

you suddenly see things in a whole new light... hyperclarity sits on your senses like some skin-tight
suit... magnifying even the smallest thing you see, hear or touch...
your eyes seem to open wider... and for a few hours... the tiredness of sleepless nights is doused in adrenaline...
the smallest thing literally sets you alight like as if you were doused in something delightfully flammable...

and no i'm not pyromanic...

ah... this post seems respectably long...
goodie...
well i'll be off now...