Friday, September 24

i have just realised that i start one in three posts with "hello" within the first three letters...

yes...
hello...

i believe in greetings... it's supposed to make the day better... or night for that matter...

good morning doesn't serve well 'cos... well i'm not sure... but i might be sued for discriminating against greetings said in times other than in the morning...
therefore i should use time-of-the-day neutral language...

in this time and age of mitigation...

actually i think it's because i don't know when most people read my posts...
but i decided it was too boring...
so we'll spice it up...
ooh... big words...
discriminating...
mitigation...

ahem...
(feedback noise, slowly crescendoes, but is suddenly cut off...)
i am now officially considering putting my tagboard back on...
bribing, pleading, begging, and generally licking my boot will improve the chances of it ever seeing cyberspace again...
threats, especially those in the nature of going to other sites in cyberspace, in the event that i do not put up my tagboard, to reverse euphemise, sensationalize, and generally be top-rate tabloid journalists, will be regarded as the most earnest form of requests for me to liquidate my tagboard...

excuse the italics...

this mode of communication, honestly, does no justice to, shall we say, the subtle nuances, of the language...
this is my way, as you can see, of expressing, clearly and plainly, where i wish there to be emphasis and stress on the words in question...

and let's go back to speaking like normal people...
and let me go back to my dots... instead of commas...

oh yar... i'm done with prelims!
woohoo!

kinda late reaction i know...
quite mild too...
well...
there's still this tiny little thing called the GENERAL CAMBRIDGE EXAMINATIONS - ADVANCED LEVEL to worry about...

and if anybody so much as utters oh don't worry it's just like taking the NEWT after you've got your OWL's i swear...
i will hex you to oblivion...

oh well...
today's post seems to be a very emphatic and enstressed one yes...?
i think i made another word...
if this goes on i can write my on dictionary...
i'll be off now then...

goodnighty...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmn. For someone who appears [KEY WORD: APPEARS] to be a stickler for perfect grammar, spelling and syntax etc, you sure as hell can't seem to be able to spell 'OWN'. HAHAHAHAHA. See you around, O elusive one.

-pn

leonard said...

italics are irritating. forgive alliteration. put up tagboard now.