My horoscope according to flooble.com

"Pisces cannot live without lies and treachery. They often get so wrapped up in their own tall tales that they can easily forget which of their stories are true and which are not.

A Pisces constantly contradicts himself, and is always trying to wriggle out of a lie somebody has called him on. He will generally not profit from such fruitless tasks, but that's fine by him - he's doing it for the art.

Additionally a Pisces loves nothing more than to stick his nose into someone else's dirty laundry. Pretending to be a self-taught psychoanalyst he will pry into people's secrets, which he will later manipulate and trade through his own self-styled network of spies.

Incapable of working, or for that matter doing anything remotely useful, a Pisces has no interest for aquiring such abilities. Forcing him to do so is nearly impossible - he will simply wriggle out and disappear."