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(cheesy opening music)

ello everybody...

goodness i'm in so many moods today...

like i'm bimbotic one moment... then i'm quiet and thoughtful... then i'm just plain mad...
then like i'm hyper... then paranoid... then i'm moody...

then i'm...
then i'm...

the echoes of my person shimmer across my memories...

and of course at some point or another i'm just totally melodramatic...
and to bad effect...

like now...

anyways...
i've just realised...

like seriously just...

just realised just right now that i used...

err what was it now... oh yar right...
that i just used "just" more than five times in the last few lines...

eh wait no...

oh yes...

i just (see! just again!) realised that i use "anyways" so liberally that i should just (and another!) use a line... or numbers... to mark where one bit of my ramblings start and another begins...

like before "anyways" just starts to rot and fester from overuse...

anyways...
(argh!)

i just (ding!) realised that i ramble incoherently and get totally sidetracked and flit from topic to topic with the attention span of a butterfly that had goldfish for parents and grew up watching too much tv...

and oh did you know that goldfish don't really have short attention spans it just (oh well i just (grr.) give up.) seems so cos we all they think that they'd get bored in their little bowls but actually they do focus and they can actually remember their owners and will swim expectantly for food when they see their owners approaching...

and seriously... i really wonder why...

wonder wonder wonder...
(wonder why i ramble so much... not wonder about goldfishes' attention spans...)

anyways...

since i had an "and oh did you know" moment i might as well go on an "and oh did you know" spree...
so...

and oh did you know that "cobweb" has its roots in the Middle English word "coppe" meaning spider...?

oh and did you know that "coppe" is short for the Old English "attercoppe"... from "ator", meaning poison, and "copp", meaning head...?

yes maybe the reason i ramble is cos i'm just writing to pass time...

and cos i don't really abide by writing about how i spent the day... not anymore... i remember i used to... that was like so yesterday... and so tacky... but basically not many days nowadays have much interesting going ons for me to write about anyways...
but i love reading about what goes on in other people's days (the juicy bits of course)... it's always so much more interesting than my life...

and so as i was saying...
i ramble is cos i'm just writing to pass time...
and thus... you... my loyal reader...

you have to suffer my intolerable idiosyncrasies...

(talk about melodrama...)

(dramatic pause.)

but nana-nana-na-na i don't care!

i'm so gonna get murdered one of these days.