wow...
i'm impressed...
come eight thirty on friday... as i'm waiting online for someone to talk to...
everybody pops off...
of course... it's idol night...
so of course i go subject my ears to screaming fans...
i think mutants have overrun our population... or maybe the recording studios...
mutants... the kind that emit maddening high pitched screeches...
oops did i really type that out...?
it's not the competition i mind... i know it isn't completely about music... and that's perfectly ok...
in today's entertainment industry... it's not enough to sing...
the keword... is entertain.... make a blast...
turn heads... catch eyes...
but do the fans have to scream so...?
and the worse thing...
a placard actually...
"STEADY STEADY PEE PEE PEE"
somebody call 911 cos when i saw that... in my maddening rage...
i stuck my eyelids together with Superglue...
yes... imagine elephants clamping shut my eyelids...
anyways...
magic numbers... my exam dates...
4 8 16 17 19 22 24...
see...
it's supposed to work like this... i go for the exams...
i score... i quote... "bagfuls of As"...
and then i'm set for life cos i'll go on to get a degree...
a good job... then retire comfortably...
or maybe they'd just serve me better if i go buy a few lottery tickets...
moving on...
i typed Nachtilera in google.com...
ok fine i'm full of myself...
and guess what...?
my blog's top of the list! numero uno!
let's just ignore the fact that there was only one entry shall we just hmm...?
and the little fact that google.com said did you mean: Nachteile?
and guess what...? nachteile means "disadvantage"... in German...
going on with being positively bursting with ego...
i typed my full name...
and that... in Vietnamese... is...
New... Bright; Smart... and Good...
yes... laugh the night away...
don't we all need it...?
Friday, November 5
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3 comments:
such a cynical post.. you seem to be sinking into depression or some sort of bad mood swing.
I disagree completely. This post makes for some light-hearted, comic reading.
I know of some people who have been driven by sheer boredom (or otherwise) to fiddle around with their nomenclature and Google. I also confess to having entertained murderous fantasies on screaming fans where the death comes slowly and painfully. A sound like nails across a chalkboard does not a pleasant experience make.
Besides, I would profess that major examinations tend to have a depressing effect on most people, and some cynicism I think is perfectly acceptable, if not normal, given the circumstances.
But of course Charlie, just so to cut short your ego trip, you made (yet another) a typo:
"the keword... is entertain.... make a blast..."
The keyword here is "keyword". ;)
aiyoh just cheer up and study lahz. and it's "steady steady pom pee pee"... yesh coz tt's wat olinda always says. c'mon, base popular shows are fun. case in point: The O.C. woohoo. i mean, hot ppl galore + cheesy script/storyline makes for perfect escapes from the wonderful world of studying dontcha think.
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